Attention:
You are currently receiving this automated message as I am unable to respond to communications at this time. If this is an emergency situation, I recommend using the Moira Positioning System to locate me directly, or contact one of the captains. Otherwise please leave a brief message and I will reply as soon as an opportunity becomes available.

- Ultra Magnus
Moira Repair Officer, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord