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- Ultra Magnus
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Date: 2016-01-03 01:38 am (UTC)

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aminerproblem: (pic#8597184)
From: [personal profile] aminerproblem
Magnus, have you received the results of that absurd test?

[The fact that it was required was bad enough, but he had better things to do on a world with a spaceport than entertain this ridiculous matchmaking scheme.]
Date: 2016-01-13 05:48 am (UTC)

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daintylegs: (pic#8081571)
From: [personal profile] daintylegs
I just wanted to let you know that drinking organic alcohol is very bad.

Unrelated but I feel a little bit sick.

I'm okay tho
Date: 2016-01-19 04:10 am (UTC)

1/18

hohnkai: (Default)
From: [personal profile] hohnkai
A copy of Swords and Shield, a trashy romance series written by Varric Tethras, will be placed inside your mailbox.
Date: 2016-02-19 10:42 pm (UTC)

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daintylegs: (pic#8081547)
From: [personal profile] daintylegs
[Okay so he knows that he's in Big Trouble and is grounded and all.

But little things like that will never stop him from talking to people.
]

Have you ever seen a washing machine before? A human one? I spent a while in the laundry room and I think they're super cool.
Date: 2016-03-08 08:07 pm (UTC)

March 7th

daintylegs: (pic#8081571)
From: [personal profile] daintylegs
pls don't be mad
i say knowing you most definitely will be
Date: 2016-03-24 06:57 am (UTC)

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aminerproblem: (pic#8840361)
From: [personal profile] aminerproblem
You wouldn't happen to have seen two datapads in our quarters, have you?
Date: 2016-03-26 05:11 am (UTC)

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daintylegs: (pic#8081600)
From: [personal profile] daintylegs
I made a new Autobot! I just thought you should know so it's official and everything.

Her name is Beep.
Date: 2016-04-02 06:39 pm (UTC)

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knaval: (further on the line)
From: [personal profile] knaval
MAGNUSISAWTARNHESAIDHIBUTHESONTHESHIPMAGNUUUUS

[that was coherent right]
Date: 2016-04-03 11:24 pm (UTC)

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sousveillance: (rewind2_zps37a42e9c)
From: [personal profile] sousveillance
Minimus! I mean Magnus!

Thank Primus you're here, they stuck me in a room with Tarn and I think he's not chasing me any more but I'm not sure where I am now.

What am I going to do?! How am I going to sleep?! What if he tries to kill me to get at my data?! He asked— he asked—
Date: 2016-04-05 10:24 am (UTC)

Backdated to 4/1

aminerproblem: (pic#8597168)
From: [personal profile] aminerproblem
[Magnus will find a note inside their room where the now missing fusion cannon had been stored.]

Please do not be alarmed. An old student of mine has arrived through the Ingress and I need to talk with him. I will return it once he has calmed down.

- Megatron of Tarn
Date: 2016-04-05 05:31 pm (UTC)

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heroicpose: (pic#)
From: [personal profile] heroicpose
heeeyy mags
it's rodimus, i'm here now
i found your number so we can be bffles on here or something
idk how to add you yet so i might yell at you and be like 'wrong number' sometimes ok


also tarn is here i guess we should deal with that