IC Inbox: Savrou

[ultramatum]

Attention:
You are currently receiving this automated message as I am unable to respond to communications at this time. If this is an emergency situation, I recommend using the Moira Positioning System to locate me directly, or contact one of the captains. Otherwise please leave a brief message and I will reply as soon as an opportunity becomes available.

- Ultra Magnus
Moira Repair Officer, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord

Comments

Pt 2

[ultramatum]

Also your grammar is atrocious. Please make the effort to spend an extra few seconds ensuring your communications are properly formatted. At the very least use proper sentence structure, please.

[ultramatum]

No, I can't say I have. I have only spoken with a small percentage of the crew so far. Queen Elsa of Arendelle seems like a respectable individual.

Re: Pt 2

[daintylegs]

Nevermind, it would seem that the stupid thing has already been done and we are now being carted back home.

Was that better?

Re: Pt 2

[ultramatum]

Yes, but you still didn't answer my initial question.

Just what, exactly, did you do? Who do you mean by "we"?

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[aminerproblem]

You wouldn't happen to have seen two datapads in our quarters, have you?

[ultramatum]

Yes, but not recently. I assumed you had taken them somewhere else.

[aminerproblem]

[There's something incredibly ironic about this turn of events.]

I didn't move them, they've gone missing for some unfathomable reason.

[ultramatum]

[ Don't worry, the irony of the situation has not gone unnoticed. Especially since Magnus' missing datapad recently arrived on the ship. ]

I will conduct a more thorough search when I return to the room. There are not many who have access to our quarters, it would not take long to compile a list of suspects if you believe they were stolen.

[daintylegs]

We as in me, Riptide, and Sideswipe.

We tried to ride a whale.

We've also already been yelled at so you don't have to worry about doing that.

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[daintylegs]

I made a new Autobot! I just thought you should know so it's official and everything.

Her name is Beep.

[aminerproblem]

I would appreciate that, Magnus. I doubt they sprouted legs and ran out of the room on their own.

[He sounds tired of this. It's been quite the miserable month.]

My guess is that Sideswipe or Tailgate are playing an irritating prank.

[ultramatum]

I'm afraid I'm not very familiar with Sideswipe yet, but I will speak with Tailgate and see if he knows anything.

[ultramatum]

Tailgate, you do not have the authority to perform the Rite of Autobrand. While I commend your dedication to recruiting new members, I'm afraid this Beep cannot "officially" be an Autobot without going through the proper process. If they are serious in their desire to join the Autobot cause, I would be happy to help them prepare, but until the full ceremony is completed your friend will not be an Autobot in full.

[aminerproblem]

Sideswipe.. He is the brash, would-be 'hero' that would go for the fusion cannon if he bothered to try and break in.

[He doubts someone like that would even notice some datapads arranged in a corner.]

It's always possible, but I would be surprised if he was the one that did it.

[daintylegs]

Is it okay if she's an honorary Autobot?
I swear it's just for fun.

[ultramatum]

Understood. I'll see what I can find out.

[ultramatum]

Very well. So long as she behaves in a manner that exemplifies Autobot principles she can be an honorary Autobot.

[ultramatum]

[ Why. ]

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[knaval]

MAGNUSISAWTARNHESAIDHIBUTHESONTHESHIPMAGNUUUUS

[that was coherent right]

[ultramatum]

What? Riptide you need to slow down. What's the problem?

[knaval]

Tarn! Tarn always is and always has been the problem! And now he's, like... [there's the clear sound of him waving his arms around.] around!

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[sousveillance]

Minimus! I mean Magnus!

Thank Primus you're here, they stuck me in a room with Tarn and I think he's not chasing me any more but I'm not sure where I am now.

What am I going to do?! How am I going to sleep?! What if he tries to kill me to get at my data?! He asked— he asked—

Backdated to 4/1

[aminerproblem]

[Magnus will find a note inside their room where the now missing fusion cannon had been stored.]

Please do not be alarmed. An old student of mine has arrived through the Ingress and I need to talk with him. I will return it once he has calmed down.

- Megatron of Tarn

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[heroicpose]

heeeyy mags
it's rodimus, i'm here now
i found your number so we can be bffles on here or something
idk how to add you yet so i might yell at you and be like 'wrong number' sometimes ok


also tarn is here i guess we should deal with that

[ultramatum]

Tarn is here!? What about the rest of the DJD? Where are you?